Okay, here's a great chuckle to start off your morning!
I was reading another blog this morning, another homeschooling mom, and her blog offered a chance to win a copy of the "Grammar Key" software. I was just pondering how best to instruct my two young men about the intricacies of grammar yesterday, so I was thrilled to see this contest---giving away 25 copies! (Guess that's a good chance, huh?).
The twins entered the room and asked what I was doing---I told 'em.
Patrick said, "What's 'grammar'?"
.....and Matthew answered, "It's the opposite of 'redneck'!"
(I don't think I need to make ANY more editorial comment on THAT one!! snort!).